Homestuck Hogwarts

I wasn't actually going to submit this, but what the heck. After making the Project Orpheus group with *dolldivine's Hogwarts Couples Maker, I decided the Homestuck kids would be a fun second set.

The kids aren't my characters, but belong to Andrew Hussie, the brilliant mind behind Homestuck: [link]

So, John, Jade, Dave, and Rose or, as I'm calling them here, RavenJohn, Jadelepuff, GryffinDave, and SlytherRose. I took
I sorted the kids by matching their associated element with the element associated with each house.

I don't actually ship these guys this way, though Dave and Rose still strikes a nice chord with me, despite the paradox sibling weirdness... Also, why must Ravenclaw guys come out looking so very dapper?! It's awesome.

Note: Dave's sunglasses are a pair of glasses out of the game with the lenses painted in. There aren't any actual sunglasses. His eyes underneath are actually red though.